Toughpatooties-blog - Akchsjssb

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go

(via geddysmullet)

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoying 

Love is gross .. but i want it ya kno

I NEED THIS

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight