Okay, 

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

when the solution to a problem is to call someone

When ur bra & panties match & you stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands