#i Ship It

God, I relate so much. Either way, I’m team J

dont care for youtube drama but i hope that jacksfilms kills sssniperwolf and that jacksepticeye kills mr beast. peace and love on the youtube platform

I’m writing Roman (Sander Sides) and The Actor (Who killed Markiplier) meeting and holy shit, the manipulation go crazy.

Lowkey wanna post it, not sure though.

My thoughts after the video:

I was on Tumblr and the new thing was to say “bim” which stood for “better in memory”. So everyone in their posts were like “JK Rowling is such a bimmy stop defending her in 2022,” and, “You guys remember Voltron? I wish I didn’t. #bim" 

The final boss: Doug dimadome

Everyone knows the bigger the hat the more powerful the wizard. That’s why visiting magicians are so nervous about going to cowboy ranches, fashion shows, and Mexico.

Why?

I see poetry in the world again. How terrifying.

Markiplier egos: The Canon and Uncanon

I have come to a horrible realization that you can tell which Sides/Egos are canon for the other series I like, but not for this one! So, of course, I’m gonna fix this. (Also I’m doing this based of characters that do and don’t appear in the ‘with Markiplier’ series canon)

(For the mark section, C - Canon, N - Not Canon, P - Possibly Canon)

The obviously canon

Darkiplier (Also Damien)

Wilford (Also William b. Barnum)

Mark (The actor)

The Jims (all of them, but I’m going to count the four iterations of Jim we see for simplicity's sake)

Yancy

Captain Magnum

Illinois

Stan Wheeler

Heehoo

Murdock (I considered putting him in the “that's just mark” category)

The door monster

Canon?

Bingiplier (plus mini bing)

Googleplier (all four iterations)

Bim Trimmer

King of the squirrels

Dr. Iplier

Ed Edgar

Septiplier (I know)

Silver shepherd

The host (also the author)

That's just Mark

Heist Mark (c)

Head Engineer Mark(c)

Date Mark(c)

Drowned man Mark(n)

E-boy Mark(n)

Noir Mark (c)

The pornipliers (all six of them) (c)

Markbop (p)

Organization Head Mark (c)

Head soldier Mark (c)

Camp counselor Mark (c)

Bomb diffuser Mark (c)

Resident enis Mark (n)

FNAF the Musical Mark (n)

Cool patrol Mark (n)

Old man Mark (c)

Not canon

Harold B. Darrensworth

Eric Derekson

Derek Derekson

Randall Vorhees

Santaplier

Bonesaw

Chef iplier

Yandereplier

Dr. Plier (different from Dr. Iplier)

Dave Torres

Annus

The MerMer

Stan the water man (?)

The God of night

FNAF AR announcer

The necromancer

The centaur

Bill

Elder Jerimiah

Brian

If we add up all of these egos, we get 46 egos in canon, 72 egos in total... Tell me if I missed any (or if there are some that shouldn’t be counted) and I’ll add them to (or remove them from) the list!

Me when I get into three:

Me when I get into a fandom where a bunch of characters are played by the same person

This is so valid

Random out of the blue headcanon that Captain Magnum is afraid of heights. I don’t know why, it’s just a gut feeling :/c

Oh fuckin dear

The fandoms in question:

Welp... Who’s switching with who?

Prompt #2

Just imagine a body swap between your favorite characters from different fandoms, they both freak out and have to learn how to live as the other

Bonus points if they look similar