These Fuckos

He’s rapidly approaching at all times

Why do I hear megalovania?

Sorry for only posting about the Sanders recently, but here's some more shit that has been rattling in my brain:

Headcannons

When Patton gets mad, he stomps on the ground like a rabbit. This has given him the nickname ‘Thumper’ by Roman and ‘Stomper’ by Janus.

Janus can't smell, at least not normally. Janus has licked a flower before.

Remus doesn’t actually like the taste of anything he eats, but he powers through it because he knows Thomas doesn't either.

Virgil can sometimes be tricked into thinking he has purple eyeshadow, which will in turn make him embarrassed and give him purple eyeshadow.

Roman has one of those mirrors that's covered in sticky notes telling him how great he is. Most of them were written by him, but some we're written by Patton. One was written by Virgil.

Logan has a mysterious hole in his wall that he covers with a Star Trek poster. How that hole got there is unknown.

Au ideas

Virgil, but he’s based on fight instead of flight. He’s punk instead of emo, he’s got red on him instead of purple, he’s definitely more willing to throw hands, and the flirting with social anxiety video goes WAY DIFFERENT (Going up and talking to him? No problem. Not insulting him? That's the new issue.)

Normal Sander Sides, but everyone tolerates each other a little more. Virgil realizes Janus is annoying, but also the main reason why people lie is fear. Patton, after every severe disagreement, makes each of the sides something to eat because he just wants them to know they're loved despite the disagreement. Remus will throw earbuds at Patton when he’s about to say something SUPER heinous. Logan and Janus have conversations over books. Roman will, periodically, write a note apologizing to some of the sides if need be. Sometimes all of the dark sides bother Thomas at once because it's funny. They still fight and argue over things, but the only real issue between them is Roman being mad at Remus because he keeps eating bathroom supplies, which wouldn’t be a problem if THEY WEREN’T MY BATHROOM SUPPLIES YOU DICK

If I come up with anymore, I’ll let you know

If you are ever confused about the Markiplier lore, don’t worry ❤️ Logan Sanders would be too

The funny “Gay Sex” Sanders Sides posts never fail to make me laugh

And if they don’t, that's also okay! I’m sure whatever Mark makes will be great!

Markiplier making a movie gives me joy

B/c last year after space when he said "I'll probably not make something to this scale again" (paraphrase) ngl worried me b/c for some reason I thought he wouldn't make something so beautiful like In Space again

But he's making a movie and we can all rejoice!

Let's hope the egos show up in said movie hehe!!

seeing all the anti trans bullshit being spread around social media right now is just reminding me to look out for each other, uplift your fellow trans friends and most importantly be kind. trans rights are human rights always, never forget that

Now someone needs to make a story about a non-binary mermaid.

We are all FOOLS.

All this nonsense with mermaid and merman and what to call them when

MERSON.

MERSON was staring us in the face the WHOLE. DAMN. TIME.

I am so sad because

I can't play Markiplier in Dislyte

MY CHARACTER IN THE STORY THING THEYRE DOING GOT FUCKING STUCK SO I CAN’T EVEN FINISH THEIR EVENT WHAT THE FUCK?!

At least mark’s design looks cool

There's so many 🥲 (Even just canon would be so many)

Is there a group name between Thomas, Jack, and Mark? There should be one. I’m gonna make one right now. I present to you:

SEA TRIO!

The reason I called them that is because if you mix the first letters of each of their things (Sides, Egos, ALTRs) You get SEA! I also could’ve gone Side, Ego, Ego (See) but I think this one looks better :)

Who would win in a battle? Dashcon Ball Pit or Twitchcon Foam Pit?