And If They Don’t, That's Also Okay! I’m Sure Whatever Mark Makes Will Be Great!

#they’re kissing

Hopefully this will lead him in ❤️

trying to lure mark back to tumblr

Why does he look SO OFFENDED??? What did she SAY to you, Mr. Sanders?

New headcanon alert:

Janus is always, at least, a little cold even on normal days because of his snake half. That's not the new part. The new part is if he gets too cold, he gets tired. And if he gets too tired, he takes a little nap until he warms up again. While Janus is in his nap-state, Thomas can’t lie. Virgil knows this. Remus kinda knows this. No one else knows this.

Feel free to use this for your stories :3

Now someone needs to make a story about a non-binary mermaid.

We are all FOOLS.

All this nonsense with mermaid and merman and what to call them when

MERSON.

MERSON was staring us in the face the WHOLE. DAMN. TIME.

I'm sorry, but Marvin’s face FUCKING KILLS ME HERE

LOOK AT THAT FACE! YOU KNOW WHO’S FACE THAT IS??? DO YOU KNOW WHO’S FACE THAT BELONGS TO???

Cursed thought: The “I got the titties, she got the ass” trend on tiktok but it's Wilford and Remus

YES, THAT GENDER

I explained to Kuzco what non-binary meant. He seemed pretty intrigued by it.

They would! They would? They would.

MY TWO FAVOURITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK OMFGGGG AHHH I'M DYING TODAY, THESE ARE MY LAST WORDS

This is gonna be about the Mr. Beast Jacksepticeye stuff, if you’re uninterested, just scroll :)

Am I the only one that feels like people are missing the point of Jack’s statement? He said “I don’t like that Mr. Beast makes his entire personality about money” and everyone went “As If YoU dOn’T mAkE mOnEy.” Like, that's not the point. Do I think he was being over dramatic when he said Mr. Beast ruined YouTube? Yes, absolutely. But do I think he had really valid points that people are ignoring? Yes, absolutely.

He wasn’t saying “Making money on YouTube is bad,” he was saying “making your entire personality about money on YouTube is bad” because it perpetuates flex culture that was already bad. Mr. Beast uses charity and things with a hefty price tag for content. Jack doesn’t. Jack has done charity live streams to help feed people and help kids with cancer, yes. But he doesn’t flex it like Mr. Beast does. That's the point he’s getting at.

Also, Mr. Beast claims that he hasn’t bought anything lavish (Specifically a Mansion and sports cars) and only makes content to encourage people in need.

Looking at the videos he makes below (all his most recent,) what about them encourages me to help people and not blow my money on stuff?

For someone who doesn’t buy lavish things, those all seem really expensive, right? Just saying 🤷