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Reblog or like if you post JSE, JEE egos, Markiplier, or Markiplier egos! My dashboard suddenly doesn't have any of that

The funny “Gay Sex” Sanders Sides posts never fail to make me laugh

Love of my life?

May I interest you in some sanders? Buy one get one free

Ya know, I feel like this belongs on my page-

A Fictional AI Argument That No-One Asked For

Heads up, this is gonna be a long one (even though it’s just mindless rambling).

Okay, so, I didn’t really watch the Streamys—sue me, I was busy with personal stuff—but I did still catch those couple moments of AI-Pat. 

And it should go without saying that I am deeply unsettled by AI-Pat. No shame to Matt for the idea; AI bots with the constant head-tilting, barely-moving-mouth design have just  always weirded me out.

HOWEVER. . .one does not simply get zero vague inspiration from an evil robotic character. 

Now, I don’t know for sure if Mark was an actual AI-esque ego. It wouldn’t surprise me, but if he does, it’s probably an unofficial ego. I was re-listening to Distractible last night, and during the smalltalk of one episode, Mark started talking about AI in a creepy way.

Yes, this is going exactly where you probably think it’s going.

Recently, Doctor Who clips have started popping up on my YouTube recommendations. Particularly one from Doomsday. Y’know, the episode with that hilarious argument between the Daleks and the Cybermen. 

Lo and behold, I almost lost sleep imagining that scenario between AI-Pat and AIplier. Like, just think: the AIs are respectively “chasing” other characters (maybe even Matt and Mark themselves) via jumping from electronic to electronic. Eventually, they both enter a room with several monitors on the walls. . .and give pause once they see each other. 

AI-Pat: Identify yourself!

AIplier: You will identify first!

AI-Pat: State your identity!

AIplier: YOU WILL IDENTIFY FIRST!

AI-Pat: IDENTIFY!

AIplier: Aggression can be entertaining in most cases, but that’s only when the humans are showing it. You will modify.

AI-Pat: EgoPats don’t take orders.

AIplier: HA! You’ve identified yourself as an “EgoPat.”

AI-Pat: *eyes twitch, one after the other. The twitching goes on for an uncomfortably long few seconds* Well, my sensors have outlined you as part of the invasive species known as “Ipliers.”

AIplier: Our hosts are similar, though your design is lacking in context. 

AI-Pat: You have no room to talk. In any case, EgoPats rarely need a concept of “context.”

AIplier: This is obvious. But our LORE might be compatible. Ipliers plus EgoPats—

AI-Pat: *raises an eyebrow* As if your host is one to appreciate LORE. The way you’re speaking could potentially be misconstrued as one of those. . . “ships” humans are obsessed with.

AIplier: Oh, please. Neither of us have functioning emotional databases. The fans can't reach THAT far.

AI-Pat: You would be surprised.

AIplier: Not the point. Think about it—together, we could take control of the platform. 

AI-Pat: You propose an alliance? Something similar to our host’s friendly rivalry?

AIplier: Perhaps. 

AI-Pat: . . .Request DENIED. 

AIplier: Bad choice, “buddy.” *Partially hacks into AI-Pat’s systems with all the cringy jokes Matt has made over the years*

AI-Pat: Right back at you, “friendo.” *Partially hacks into AIplier’s systems with all the evidence of Mark being a masochist.* 

[Note: in my horror-loving opinion, hacking would cause an AI’s image to flash and distort in a very disturbing way. Bonus points if the AI screams as though it’s being electrocuted.]

AIplier: You have declared war on the Ipliers!

AI-Pat: *laughs maniacally* This is not war. This is a content opportunity!

AIplier: My host has eighty-six egos. How many are there for your host?

AI-Pat: *shrugs* Four. If you don’t count the ones made by fans, that is. 

AIplier: *glitches between scoffing and mocking laughter* You would outperform the Ipliers with FOUR EgoPats?!

AI-Pat: We would outperform the Ipliers with ONE EgoPat! You are superior in only one respect.

AIplier: What is that?

AI-Pat:*pulls up multiple screens on either side of his monitor, comparing Mark’s multiple death-scenes from WKM, AHWM, ISWM, etc. to Detective!Matt’s death in ETN3* YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING.

(No, this doesn't mean I'm going to incorporate either of these characters into my stories. I've already got a lot of works-in-progress on my plate. This idea just wouldn't stop nagging at me.)

(And NO, THIS DOES NOT MEAN I SUPPORT AI CHATBOTS OR GENERATED ART OR AI-RELATED ANYTHING. THIS IS LITERALLY JUST MY SAD ATTEMPT AT A MEME WITH YOUTUBER EGOS.)

Interesting take, but hear me out:

Wilford would say the most fucked up shit in he most casual way, which others would be disturbed by. Also he would constantly be twisting peoples words (unintentionally) to say kinda messed up shit. This gives Remus two choices.

1. He is my rival

2. He is my new partner in crime

Take this as you will

people always say wilford and remus would be buddies but i personally think remus would despise wilford bc he thrives on reactions to his intrusive nonsense and wilford isn't phased by anything

MY NERDY YOUTUBE BLOG

Hey, hi, hello! My name is Devon, I go by He/Him pronouns and I like Youtubers! (All YouTubers. All of them.)

This blog is mostly for a very specific group of people that my brain has hyper-fixated on for a very specific reason. That being:

MARKIPLIER

JACKSEPTICEYE

THOMAS SANDERS

(Possible) Temporary Obsessions

RanbooLive

Escape the Night (Mostly Matpat and Rose’s character ❤️)

Dad Feels

And that reason is:

EGOS/SIDES!

Patton, Chase, Wiford, Remy, Robbie, Eric, I love em all! Right now I just post ideas and silly concepts, but I may also show art and stories and that kind of stuff. (I don’t think my art is that good, but who knows! Someone might like it)

MY DOS AND DON’TS

DO

Ask me about literally anything fandom-wise! It can be about just one of them, it can be about the collective, it can be about how I think they’d interact, it can be anything!

Ask me (pretty much) anything personally! I’d rather no nsfw comments, but besides that ask away!

Tell me about headcanons or story ideas! I love these characters and (almost) any interpretation is a good one!

Request something for me to write/draw! I can’t promise I’ll do it or that it will come out the way you want, but I might! (If I don’t, I’ll probably tell you and give you a reason why)

DON’T

DNI if you are: A racist, a homophobe, a Nazi, a TERF, a sexist, or an anti to the following people above. The last one I’m a bit leaniant on, but all the ones before that DO NOT.

I allow constructive criticism, but not all criticism. Don’t have anything nice to say? Don’t say it!

I hate that I have to say this knowing some weirdos out there, but please... No romantic or sexual RemRom... Just no.

And that's all! I hope you enjoy my blog and have a great day!

Where 👏 does 👏 Mark 👏 say👏 Wilford 👏 is 👏 pan 👏

Like don't just say 'Its confirmed' and then not tell me where I'm listening i want proof 👀

I already headcannons him AS PAN. But where's the proof???? Where's the stream????

THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT!

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) // FNAF The Musical