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A Fictional AI Argument That No-One Asked For
Heads up, this is gonna be a long one (even though it’s just mindless rambling).
Okay, so, I didn’t really watch the Streamys—sue me, I was busy with personal stuff—but I did still catch those couple moments of AI-Pat.
And it should go without saying that I am deeply unsettled by AI-Pat. No shame to Matt for the idea; AI bots with the constant head-tilting, barely-moving-mouth design have just always weirded me out.
HOWEVER. . .one does not simply get zero vague inspiration from an evil robotic character.
Now, I don’t know for sure if Mark was an actual AI-esque ego. It wouldn’t surprise me, but if he does, it’s probably an unofficial ego. I was re-listening to Distractible last night, and during the smalltalk of one episode, Mark started talking about AI in a creepy way.
Yes, this is going exactly where you probably think it’s going.
Recently, Doctor Who clips have started popping up on my YouTube recommendations. Particularly one from Doomsday. Y’know, the episode with that hilarious argument between the Daleks and the Cybermen.
Lo and behold, I almost lost sleep imagining that scenario between AI-Pat and AIplier. Like, just think: the AIs are respectively “chasing” other characters (maybe even Matt and Mark themselves) via jumping from electronic to electronic. Eventually, they both enter a room with several monitors on the walls. . .and give pause once they see each other.
AI-Pat: Identify yourself!
AIplier: You will identify first!
AI-Pat: State your identity!
AIplier: YOU WILL IDENTIFY FIRST!
AI-Pat: IDENTIFY!
AIplier: Aggression can be entertaining in most cases, but that’s only when the humans are showing it. You will modify.
AI-Pat: EgoPats don’t take orders.
AIplier: HA! You’ve identified yourself as an “EgoPat.”
AI-Pat: *eyes twitch, one after the other. The twitching goes on for an uncomfortably long few seconds* Well, my sensors have outlined you as part of the invasive species known as “Ipliers.”
AIplier: Our hosts are similar, though your design is lacking in context.
AI-Pat: You have no room to talk. In any case, EgoPats rarely need a concept of “context.”
AIplier: This is obvious. But our LORE might be compatible. Ipliers plus EgoPats—
AI-Pat: *raises an eyebrow* As if your host is one to appreciate LORE. The way you’re speaking could potentially be misconstrued as one of those. . . “ships” humans are obsessed with.
AIplier: Oh, please. Neither of us have functioning emotional databases. The fans can't reach THAT far.
AI-Pat: You would be surprised.
AIplier: Not the point. Think about it—together, we could take control of the platform.
AI-Pat: You propose an alliance? Something similar to our host’s friendly rivalry?
AIplier: Perhaps.
AI-Pat: . . .Request DENIED.
AIplier: Bad choice, “buddy.” *Partially hacks into AI-Pat’s systems with all the cringy jokes Matt has made over the years*
AI-Pat: Right back at you, “friendo.” *Partially hacks into AIplier’s systems with all the evidence of Mark being a masochist.*
[Note: in my horror-loving opinion, hacking would cause an AI’s image to flash and distort in a very disturbing way. Bonus points if the AI screams as though it’s being electrocuted.]
AIplier: You have declared war on the Ipliers!
AI-Pat: *laughs maniacally* This is not war. This is a content opportunity!
AIplier: My host has eighty-six egos. How many are there for your host?
AI-Pat: *shrugs* Four. If you don’t count the ones made by fans, that is.
AIplier: *glitches between scoffing and mocking laughter* You would outperform the Ipliers with FOUR EgoPats?!
AI-Pat: We would outperform the Ipliers with ONE EgoPat! You are superior in only one respect.
AIplier: What is that?
AI-Pat:*pulls up multiple screens on either side of his monitor, comparing Mark’s multiple death-scenes from WKM, AHWM, ISWM, etc. to Detective!Matt’s death in ETN3* YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING.
(No, this doesn't mean I'm going to incorporate either of these characters into my stories. I've already got a lot of works-in-progress on my plate. This idea just wouldn't stop nagging at me.)
(And NO, THIS DOES NOT MEAN I SUPPORT AI CHATBOTS OR GENERATED ART OR AI-RELATED ANYTHING. THIS IS LITERALLY JUST MY SAD ATTEMPT AT A MEME WITH YOUTUBER EGOS.)
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-We were hacking into IRIS
-Inspired by Overnightwatch and the zoom commands
-was supposed to last 7 days, was lowered to 3 but then 2 hours went and passed so he sped it up.
-lots of technical difficulties with automod and stuff
-the crashes were unintentional but they were meant to look like they happened in universe
-THE LORRREEEEE
-Jack runs the IRIS twt account
-13 on trending on YouTube heck yeah!!!!!
-$120,000 on working on the game and hiring people for the live action and things
-IRIS is supposed to be a cold sterile environment and is supposed to feel uncomfortable
-Mark was Assistant Director
-Character playing Arin was supposed to be someone else but the person wasn’t available so they got Arin
-Mark And Jack friendship wholesome times we love to see it
-HyperRPG did most of the legwork and ran the stream and made the game
-turtle easter egg was by Soph and is named Gerald :D
-This isn’t the big huge one
-He has plans for a HUGE thing with lore, and at least 4 more are on the way and will trickle out as time goes on. He has plans for years of content
-Movie, TV show, Comics, everything. ANIMATION?
-No current plans for Choose your own adventure type content. Everythings on the table though.
-Jacks Chase impression is so impressive it’s like he plays the character :)
-Takes place immediately after CHASE
-More and More make-up was added to make him look tired.
-Deja vu? No answers to how Chase knows this place. In this world there’s a scientific explanation as to why Deja Vu happens but Jack won’t tell us.
-ALTR is an acronym and stands for something.
-Arins character is supposed to be cold first to show how closed off IRIS is
-IRIS patch kept falling off
-IRIS can detect he’s lying with the WTCHR
-‘Very Big Brother is Watching’ from Magpie
-the test is based on many actual psychological tests from various sources
-NO ANSWERS ON WHO CHASE IS TALKIN ABOUT WITH THE TWO PEOPLE DAMN HIM
-Chase projecting his divorce issues into a camera man v sad
-The ball hitting his face was totally intentional.
-Weird flex that apparently Jack can throw balls hard lmao
-CHASE SWORREEEEEEE NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN DUDE PERFECT CHANNEL
-The shadows were moving and encroaching on him
-have you ever experienced a terrible occurrence that has impacted you significantly?
-He curious about what whispers and sounds we’ve picked up on
-Robin and Trey did the editing we love them :D
-CHONK BROGEY SWOLE
-Jack did a weird chuckle at the shadowy glitchy form
-shoutout! To Echo. Like he did for Anti. He’s not going to tell us who or what it is.
-IRIS trying to be nice :) :) but it isn’t working, they’re playing good cop
-He smiled at the very subtle Anti giggle how dare
-EVAN HEYYYY (marks assistant)
-EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THE FEET
-Anti took control and did a snowball effect. Consequences happened. We just watched as it happened.
-Anti pulls us through the camera and goes :)))) lemme show ya what I can do.
-Cool shots yay
-Anti tootsies
-First time two egos have been on the same screen together!
-Sound design Inspired by Dune
-Antis voice is supposed to fill your head like he’s everywhere, he used the binaural microphone to layer his voice with the whispers and Anti’s voice.
-sequel to Overnightwatch
-Antis neck has healed
I thought the husband just didn’t like any of her jokes 🥲
#they’re kissing
Only these two what?
only these two, ladies and gentlemen. Only these two.
Wilford talking to Dark
isn’t it so crazy that we’re all going to live forever
They weren’t lying
cc ú )___\ 🎵bah duhduhduh bah duh-duh dum.. buh bah bah buh-dum buuuuh..🎵
A concept, if you will
So, we all know the boy that's got a snake eye.
Janus, right? But you know what else has the same kind of eyes?
Cats. And you wanna know what else cat eyes can do?
In conclusion, Janus can have funny bastard eyes. Or at least ‘eye.’
Cursed thought: The “I got the titties, she got the ass” trend on tiktok but it's Wilford and Remus
Look at me.
Look at my blog.
Do you think I’m not weird? Do you think anything I have going for me is normal? I have a temporary hyperfixation at best, obsession at worst. I’m not going to sit here and assume the person you’re talking about is me, but I’m sure whoever you're talking about feels the same way. The worse that happens? They don’t want to talk. And if that's the case, it's definitely not because you’re too weird. We’re all weird! This is Tumblr!
We are cringe, but we are free. And we are lonely.
Anyways, dms are always open, and I hope you get to talk to whoever you wanted to talk to! ❤️
Sometimes i wanna talk to a mutual but then i think i have a good thing going on and i better not ruin it with my weirdness so i just don't
Do not test me, I will write a fanfic about this!
Cory, Mark, and MatPat got a job!!!!!
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