“Halt! Our Scans Show You Are Harboring An Endoparasite And Will Not Be Permitted To Board!” “A

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

hello! i saw your reblog of my escape the night fancast! i would love to see you write for it! :D if you want, i can dm you for the selected people for the games and the deaths

Wait, Like, please??? That would be awesome! I don’t know all of the people and their personalities super well, but I know most of them and I do know them enough to recognise their names 👍

seeing all the anti trans bullshit being spread around social media right now is just reminding me to look out for each other, uplift your fellow trans friends and most importantly be kind. trans rights are human rights always, never forget that

Wilford talking to Dark

isn’t it so crazy that we’re all going to live forever

Team YouTube waiting five days to address this, 'both sideing' the situation where there's clearly only one person in the wrong, SSSniperwolf and teams YouTube both posting their statements 14 hours ago... yeah, this is gross, their statement is a joke

tl;dr jacksfilms made a second channel to react to sssniperwolf's lazy reaction videos in which she oftentimes posts other people's content without credit, Jack called her out for stealing content among other things, no one is above criticism and she deserved to be called out a long, long time ago

she then doxxed him and went to his home (she has over 30 million followers on YouTube) and showed up at his front door, team YouTube waited 5 days to address the situation and now said both sides were in the wrong, which is an insane take

He took Indi’s advice, he learned how to teleport

Some irony in this is that Jack could have probably rode a drone to his destination by this point.

So fucking based

(also just found out they had a ship name, that's amazing)

I'm back on my Remus Sanders and Wilford Warfstache should could and are best friends obsession again

“Bury your feelings” implies he murdered Patton, and I feel the sad feeling thinking about that

GET IT LIKE BURY YOUR FEELINGS???

...I'll leave

Look at me.

Look at my blog.

Do you think I’m not weird? Do you think anything I have going for me is normal? I have a temporary hyperfixation at best, obsession at worst. I’m not going to sit here and assume the person you’re talking about is me, but I’m sure whoever you're talking about feels the same way. The worse that happens? They don’t want to talk. And if that's the case, it's definitely not because you’re too weird. We’re all weird! This is Tumblr!

We are cringe, but we are free. And we are lonely.

Anyways, dms are always open, and I hope you get to talk to whoever you wanted to talk to! ❤️

Sometimes i wanna talk to a mutual but then i think i have a good thing going on and i better not ruin it with my weirdness so i just don't

Good points! Great points, even!

Okay, I know Logan can’t duck out. That’s canon. There’s nothing that can change that. But you probably wanna know the closest we could probably get to Logan ducking out?

Hypnotism.

Hypnotism can be used for a lot of self-help things, but for this I’m only going to mention those hypnotism performer type dudes.

So, I’m going to imagine what happens is when Thomas (Willingly) goes under hypnosis, Logan just kinda falls asleep? Like, worse-case scenario he can be woken up, but while under hypnosis? He’s just taking a little nap. But who takes Logical control while Logan is out?

Roman does!

That’s why people can eat onions and fully believe they’re eating apples. Or fully believe they’re meeting their celebrity crush when really it’s just Some Guy (tm). Because there isn’t any actual logic behind it, but believable thanks to a little imagination.