See, I Would Like To Note That I Am Now The Local Bisexual. I'm Still Afraid Of Women But If They Allow

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

the beautiful bride and her ugly ass groom

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

Fat Chinese baby vanellope or something

Yada yada yada, head canoning there was an original King candy who was vanellopes father who got killed by Turbo, the usual head canon. I also gave a name to the original KC... Perfetti van Melle schweetz. I like the name I've given him low-key

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

books i read in 2024:

"a dowry of blood"

s. t. gibson

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

genre: gothic, vampire, horror, lgbt

synopsis:

A lyrical and dreamy reimagining of Dracula’s brides, A DOWRY OF BLOOD is a story of desire, obsession, and emancipation.

Saved from the brink of death by a mysterious stranger, Constanta is transformed from a medieval peasant into a bride fit for an undying king. But when Dracula draws a cunning aristocrat and a starving artist into his web of passion and deceit, Constanta realizes that her beloved is capable of terrible things. Finding comfort in the arms of her rival consorts, she begins to unravel their husband’s dark secrets.

With the lives of everyone she loves on the line, Constanta will have to choose between her own freedom and her love for her husband. But bonds forged by blood can only be broken by death.

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Estrogen wouldn't fix Robert Chase but it would've calmed her down, in the same way a chew toy soothes the aching gums of a teething puppy.

yankin that willy wonka