Yankin That Willy Wonka

Me after I eat 2 tons of krill

RANDOMALISTIC’S TURBO/KING CANDY ANALYSIS JUST HIT ONE MILLION VIEWS 🥳

SERIOUSLY CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM!!!! THIS VIDEO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WHY I’VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH THIS MOVIE FOR 3 MONTHS

just finished the episode of house where the patient has DID and im so disappointed because its just the "evil alter" trope OVER AND OVERRRRR

happy meetup day

Happy birthday white boy :D

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

See, I would like to note that I am now the local bisexual. I'm still afraid of women but if they allow me to approach, I shall

I like my women how I like my bees....well respected and taken care of but FAAARRRRR away from me or i will scream and run 20 miles away in respect and fear

-Me, the local gay

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

books i read in 2024:

"a dowry of blood"

s. t. gibson

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

genre: gothic, vampire, horror, lgbt

synopsis:

A lyrical and dreamy reimagining of Dracula’s brides, A DOWRY OF BLOOD is a story of desire, obsession, and emancipation.

Saved from the brink of death by a mysterious stranger, Constanta is transformed from a medieval peasant into a bride fit for an undying king. But when Dracula draws a cunning aristocrat and a starving artist into his web of passion and deceit, Constanta realizes that her beloved is capable of terrible things. Finding comfort in the arms of her rival consorts, she begins to unravel their husband’s dark secrets.

With the lives of everyone she loves on the line, Constanta will have to choose between her own freedom and her love for her husband. But bonds forged by blood can only be broken by death.