When Someone Else Has More Pots Than Your Fuckin’ Kitchen

*Svt throwing around a ball*

Woozi: bonus points if you hit Mingyu in the face

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.

Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."

Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"

Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?

Mingyu: good grief, just do cocaine

[HU upon seeing Danny crying]

Dylan: What's wrong, Danny? Why are you crying? What happened?

Charlie: Do you need someone to talk to? I'll be here to listen.

Johnny : Are you okay? Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I'll go talk to them if you want me to.

Jorel: WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM.

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!

Charlie: Hey Danny

Danny: don’t talk to me

Charlie: What did I do?

Danny: U got so drunk last night that you put my IPhone into my blender

Charlie: ...

Danny: U said u were making apple juice

Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?

Yongguk: Pine nuts

Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion

*in an ambulance*

Paramedic: Don't worry Sir, we'll be able to save you.

Jorel/Johnny: *slips them 20 dollars*

Jorel/Johnny : Please don't.