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Wonwoo: you know after being around you guys all day I realized what I want to be
Vernon: a dad
Wonwoo: no a dinosaur
Vernon: oh because they’re scary?
Wonwoo: no because they’re dead
Hoshi: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no
Woozi: and then jesus said ‘omae wa mou shindeiru’ and then moses answered ‘nani?!’
Joshua: Vernon doesn’t have a life plan. he doesn’t even have a day plan
Joshua: I once found a note he wrote himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark
Seungcheol: thanks to Jeonghan, Dino has now taken up cursing
Seungcheol: yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis"
Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?
Mingyu: good grief, just do cocaine
Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure
Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children
Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again
Jun: yeet but classy
The8: 𝔂𝓮𝓮𝓽
Jeonghan: is it too late to sacrifice them to the gods
Wonwoo: I like to wear Mingyu's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can- *smacks Hoshi*
*Svt throwing around a ball*
Woozi: bonus points if you hit Mingyu in the face
Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer
Woozi: cool
Woozi: wait, how old are you?
Vernon: change is inedible
Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?
Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*
Vernon: I did not
Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody
The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God
DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
Wonwoo: this whole thing's gonna be a goddamn fiasco
Woozi: and I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it
Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping
Hoshi: should i sleep every single day?
Woozi: yes, don't wake up