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SO TRUE BESTIE

What's your favourite pickled vegetable?

DILL PICKLE LOVERS UNITE

Yeah tumblr ads fuck hard sometimes

Look at this fucked up guy

I would steal so many animals from this zoo

Please consider: Trans girl petting zoo.

Duvet and mattress

the objects to your immediate left and right are now this year's art fight teams. what's the theme?

rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

It's so unfair I don't get to see where plate tectonics will go in 50 million years

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHH!!!! WHAT GHE FUCK AAAAAAAAHAHHHAHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHH!!!

You, a weary hero, battered by the road, must prepare for your final battle nonetheless.

You enter the temple, seeing if the holy conclave can provide you with some form of guidance.

Before you, is a prophetic looking woman. Boobs out.

"Aaaahhhh, young traveller" she says, gazing upon you, "I see you have come for the blessing of the gods. It can be found here. But it does not come so easily...."

Her hands wander down to her chest.

"On one teat, we have..... Victory!"

"And on the other...... Despair. Ruin."

She bounces both in unison.

"though mayst suckle from either... But only one. Lest ye risk the wrath of the gods."

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

reblog to sniff prev

This honestly puts it into words better than I ever could

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

Reblog to head butt prev (affectionately of course).

dead

Weird that we have so many catgirls and zero hagfishgirls with how every transfem I know produces nefarious slime

Making this post for no reason other than to announce to the world how much I fucking LOVE hagfish

They bring me so much joy. They occupy one of the coolest ecological niches. They are one of the few remaining members of an ancient lineage of jawless fish. They are the only animals (THAT WE KNOW OF) to have a skull but no vertebral column.

Conclusion: hagfish (and their relatives the lamprey) are FUCKING COOL and I think we should spend more time thinking about them.

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

This has to be satire. Like that's a joke. ush_710 is making a joke

That fuckin american city uhhh lasagnales

A thrilling chase is underway

*sees new tumblr*

You seem mentally ill and psychotic

*follows*

Being an aro lesbian catgirl feels like being a stray sneaking around houses looking for food but being scared of going inside

'Princess wand' yeah ok whatever now lick my bitch baton

Forcing a mouse to learn linux as a form of animal cruelty

See I would just steal people's boobs if this was the case. I'd have a whole collection for different occasions. Small and perky for sports, medium round for dresses etc. And YUGE ones for... idk. Sometimes you need big tit energy. (I wanna point out that I'm mega skinny so huge tits would make make me unbalanced and I would fall over)

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

Of all the scandinavian languages they chose the most incromprehensible one

Patch update: Raccoons now bilingual

Loving the implication that

A) you cannot legally possess a pet bear in the afternoon (mornings and evenings are fine ofc)

B) having gay sex with a large hairy man is illegal in the afternoon (again other times it's a-okay)

I love Thailand but I do think I should be allowed to legally enjoy an afternoon bear