Finding Their Weakness And Exploiting It In Combat

Wtf is tumblr doing 😭😭 staff worse than Sarumans after Gandalf became white

did i just witness @germanknifemommy / lilith get nuked in real time????? i was on her blog and then clicked a different post then went to click back in and it says "hmm. nothing here" ???? and the notification i got of her reblog is now gone. what the fuck dumblr???? give her back ~nya

Edit cuz this blew up: if you comment something transphobic it will be reported and I will block you. This is supposed to be a safe space for trans people, no one wants to hear your half baked, hateful opinions

*save as*

*right clicks on you*

I have eyebags because that's where I keep my eyes

i have eyebags cuz the light from my halo keeps me up all night

No it's a smoothie (red)

fortnite miku i love you 5ever

why are men so self conscious about their height when there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about like the lack of emotional intelligence

magical girl whose nemesis is a cute witch who has a huge crush on her and learns that magical girl costumes are actually stored in a magic vault and breaks in and replaces the magical girl's outfit with nothing but a collar and leash so that the next time the magical girl fights her she accidentally transforms to be completely nude except for the collar and turns out the magical girl was trans and she uses her witch magic to give her magical bottom surgery and then the witch helps the magical girl explore her new hole and then they start making out and they're girlfriends now

Of all the scandinavian languages they chose the most incromprehensible one

Patch update: Raccoons now bilingual

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

Proof that the solution to every problem is a little guy

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.