This Would Actually Be Amazing I Wish I Had Friends To Do This With

Meow

mutuals if i was a cat and i meowed at u, would u meow back at me? be honest

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

Look at this fucked up guy

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

Hello, I am a genderqueer grad student studying public health and I am looking for cisgender AND transgender/gender-diverse young adults (ages 18 to 25) to take my 10-15 minute-long survey! Click the link or read more if you are eligible, interested, and have 10-15 minutes to spare :)

The purpose of my online survey is to better understand the commonalities and differences between cis and trans/gender-diverse individuals and how they conceptualize gender. It generally asks you about your views of your gender identity, how you express it, and your social experiences related to it.

This is for a class project, and the survey data wouldn't be used for anything beyond analysis and a paper that I have to write for this class. It would be entirely anonymous (the survey doesn't ask for anything beyond basic social demographics like race, age, and gender) and you have full freedom to quit at any point or skip questions!

There are (unfortunately) no rewards for completing this, but it would be greatly appreciated!

Regardless, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day :)

Link to survey

Loving the implication that

A) you cannot legally possess a pet bear in the afternoon (mornings and evenings are fine ofc)

B) having gay sex with a large hairy man is illegal in the afternoon (again other times it's a-okay)

I love Thailand but I do think I should be allowed to legally enjoy an afternoon bear

Never thought about a lake monster fucking me but damn that's kinda hot

Imagine going to the lake to have a good nice time with your friends...

You are swimming when you feel something touching your feet, you scream loudly. Your friends at the shore laugh at you and tell you it's probably just a fish. You breathe hard, yeah, just a fish. You keep swimming, a bit further away, something touches your ass, grabs your leg. You scream again. They laugh, you might be the fish new favorite food. You laugh it off and keep swimming, your brain is just playing tricks on you.

Until it's not.

Until a slimy tentacle sneaks up on you and gets inside your mouth, pushing so far it triggers your gag reflex. It retracts. You try to scream but you can't. The tentacle doesn't go away. But a bunch more appear.

You can feel them everywhere. Holding your legs apart, taking your bikini off, pushing slimy tentacles into your pussy. Some grope your tits, little suckers grabbing into your nipples and making you squirm. Something probes your asshole, you struggle to get off its hold. You van't fight it off. It penetrates your asshole. You try to scream but you just get the tentacle in your mouth further down your throat. You gag, it retracts and starts a punishing pace. Fucking your pussy. Fucking your throat. Fucking your asshole. It shouldn't feel good, it shouldn't. But you with each trust something inside of you grows higher and higher until you are pushing back, until you are moaning around the tentacle in your mouth.

You come around the tentacles. They fuck you through it.

There's a weird sound and you feel the first shoot of slimy release. Rapidly stuffing all your holes at the same time. The slimy seed feels cool and disgusting inside your pussy, inside your ass. Your friends are calling you and you barely grab your bikini and put it back on before your friend appears in the shore calling you out so y'all can go. You get out and put back your clothes as you feel the goo dripping out, praying it's not staining your friend's car.

This has to be satire. Like that's a joke. ush_710 is making a joke