Its Actually Very Easy To Differentiate Boys And Girls. Girls Are Venomous, Boys Are Not. You Can Tell

And once she's sucking my dick I can beat her in the game >:3

my biggest turn-on when it comes to other trans women is how thoroughly they can beat my ass in a fighting game. if she kills me before i can land a hit i’ll have my panties on the ground before she even has time to start the next match.

Girlarson :3

I feel like if you add “girl” to the start of anything it becomes like… ten times cooler, like snuggling is great and all but girlsnuggling? Sign me the fuck uppppppppppppp

I feel like you don't need to drink windex to lose your mind if you would drink windex to lose your mind but uhm... go off?

At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.

Fr. If you need to be in me to make us cum you're doing it wrong

penetration is overrated anyway

SO TRUE BESTIE

What's your favourite pickled vegetable?

DILL PICKLE LOVERS UNITE

Not too long ago I made a post about the Sanded Church of Skagen that was abandoned due to being buried in sand, but the “sand problem” is much larger than the church.

If you look at Denmark on a map you might notice a white dot near the very top of the country.

That my friend is a huge sand dune that arose out of the sea 300 years ago and is slowly eating its way through the landscape at 18 meters a year.

And if you look closer you might notice that it’s heading straight for the towns Rannerød and Hulsig and when that happens no one will come to save them because the dune is protected. At least they’ll see it coming.

That means that in a few hundred years we won’t just have a sanded church, we’ll have sanded towns with more roofs and towers sticking out of the dune than any tourist bureau could wish for.

Because the dune is a very popular tourist spot. I myself have been to it a few times and it’s quite the experience for a child to suddenly be in a “desert” in Denmark.

If you feel sad for the people in the towns just remember that’s nature. The reason why the dune is protected is because the area used to have many more but people made an effort to destroy them and it fucked up the ecosystem in the area. The dunes leave moist wetland behind that loads of rare creatures thrive in.

So today the inevitable end of the towns are viewed as sort of romantic poetry about nature, the march of time and appreciating the now.

And isn’t it kinda beautiful? To know that something like this exists in the world that will destroy our towns, roads and railways that we could easily eradicate with our modern technology but we choose not to simply because we know it would be wrong.

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?