Also Be Mean To Me Physically. Words Aren't Enough I Need You To Slap Me And Push Me Around And And

Proof that the solution to every problem is a little guy

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Mythbusters and Team Fortress 2. You know I think it would be FANTASTIC

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual

Need a girl to do this to me fr fr

The bed bugs in my bed are exotics

All my homies hate PETA.

nature.com

Exclusive: Trump White House directs NIH to study ‘regret’ after transgender people transition

After cancelling nearly all NIH projects studying transgender health, Trump’s team instructs the US biomedical agency to study negative cons

>censors all existing data on trans healthcare

>orders a study

I'm sure this will be completely unbiased

the idea of someone strong enough to actually physically lift me up and down on their cock makes my brain shut down

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now