Everyone Needs To See This

Being able to photosynthesize would also help. Hungry? Just lay in the sun. Dark? Switch on a grow light. So easy

"The weakness of my flesh disgusts me" is no longer a joke to me. What do you mean i have to eat every 5 hours? What do you mean i woke up tired after sleeping 8 hours? What do you mean i get sore after holding a flag for 2 hours? I should be stronger than this. Steel would fix me

Me af

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Being a monsterfucker is so funny cause I'd fuck this grotesque abomination but straight men can fuck off

Look at this fucked up guy

You, a weary hero, battered by the road, must prepare for your final battle nonetheless.

You enter the temple, seeing if the holy conclave can provide you with some form of guidance.

Before you, is a prophetic looking woman. Boobs out.

"Aaaahhhh, young traveller" she says, gazing upon you, "I see you have come for the blessing of the gods. It can be found here. But it does not come so easily...."

Her hands wander down to her chest.

"On one teat, we have..... Victory!"

"And on the other...... Despair. Ruin."

She bounces both in unison.

"though mayst suckle from either... But only one. Lest ye risk the wrath of the gods."

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

Seriously tho. People love all sorts of bees but somehow hate wasps. It's like saying you love cats but thinking that hairless cats should be kicked

once you stop being terrified of wasps you can live in awe of their diversity and beauty

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen