Trash-is-not-on-fire - M

leading up to the phard phaunch I am going to post increasingly ridiculous theories of how it’ll happen. first up:

phil posts his q&a vid, almost the whole video is normal until the very last question. it’s an anon that says “will you marry me” phil reads it out rolls his eyes and calls out “dan i know you sent this.” dan comes on camera, phil says “u can’t ask me this” dan says “why not” (petulantly) phil says “we’re already married you can’t ask me again” dan flips him off and there is a ring on his left ring finger. End Scene.

live from the tour bus

dan & phil + the sims 4 [1/?]

it happened. they signed my phrosthetic leg

Common Myth: Phil is in his flat in the UK right now

look out! hes right behind you and oh my god hes got your wallet. Hey GET BACK HERE PHIL YOU CANT TAKE THAT WALLET

how the hell did we get zero joint content for 2 years and then a video, a ls and two selfies IN ONE WEEK

when the fandom in question only has two people

this is what dan and phil look like when they share a joint instagram post