Trash-is-not-on-fire - M

HELLO?!

dan’s threats to roblox children as the super graphic modern girl intro because what planet is this man from

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(with the intro to super graphic modern girl by chappell roan playing in the background)

Dan: I'm gonna dox you, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna fi— I’m gonna fie up ah you ut. Beanie, Smeb, DeluxeRose, Love2Y, Fatal Toxin, Biscuit Queen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna break your biscuits, I'm gonna crumble your biscuits into my tea and I'm just gonna drop the tea on the floor. What does this tell you about people, that taste is objective—

Phil: maybe they’re vegan

—and no matter how hard you work, no one will appreciate you, because life is just about the privilege that you get born with.

Phil: I think you were born this way.

true love is sacrificing your birthday cake being chocolate for your partners health and then immediately making him drink the most disgusting concoction of soup and licorice water for a gaming video

this is what dan and phil look like when they share a joint instagram post

i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

dan and phil as sim interactions 💕 (insp)

staring at the DanAndPhilGAMES channel waiting for a new video to appear

we are chained together

2009-2017 (rip)