“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:
is phil. but this:
is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤
There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement
This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible
stupid bitch (affectionate)
the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids
we are coming to heal your inner child and take back what the internet took from us
DAN AND PHIL TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW! danandphiltour.com
when the fandom in question only has two people
shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
Original post that inspired this is by @legalizecatboyz
saw the post and couldn’t stop myself from drawing dan and phil as silly little clowns
(edit: this is the original post that was then reposted to twitter which was then seen by dan and phil)