Stupid Bitch (affectionate)

time to bring back this terrifying moment of my life

the fact that phil thought dan doing a lil twerky dance because he was excited to see what phil was showing him was normal really says something about him and their relationship

dan: yum yum i love ranch

dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you

We will not be erased. We will not be gotten rid of. (x, x)

trying to explain my relationship with dnp to my partner who’s never watched them makes me sound SO crazy. like, they are my dads and my best friends. i know too much about them while they know nothing about me… whattt is SO hard to understand

me at least twice a week

…because everyone needs some manly wrestling on their blog.

Previously on Dan and Phil: 2016 ↳ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]

“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

phil's flappy hands when he eats something gross. rb if you agree.