phil's flappy hands when he eats something gross. rb if you agree.
howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
"when they hard launch"
"when will they hard launch"
"2025 prediction: they finally hard launch"
My brethren in Christ. Dan and Phil are real best friends, companions through life, ACTUAL soulmates. They didn't just buy a house together, they built one together. They have a phortgage. They eat the same meals on the same schedule even when they're apart, so they can properly enjoy food when they're together again. Dan looks at Phil like he is the sun, and Phil looks at Dan like he made the moon and every star in the night sky with his own hands.
What more do you need to know exactly how they feel about each other, or where they are in life? Do you want these 6ft3 twanks to refer to one another as their bOyFrIeNdS?? Do they need to PHUCK on main so people will let it go?? Bonk bonk beat it up on the gaming channel?? Get real.
Cheers to 2025 and my gay dads🩵🖤🎉
we are sorry
yknow we didn’t get pinof this year but we did get phil dressed up as a cat while dan flirts with him and that’s pretty much the same thing
stupid bitch (affectionate)
WILL WE STAY SPLIT? Dan and Phil play Split Fiction Part 2!
i love that dan compares them to two turtles staring into the sunset and says phil is such a natural part of his life that he feels like a piece of furniture in his house but when WE make a cute little post about them being the eclipse and the solar flare he gives us crap about it
like babe the call is coming from inside the house
THEY ARE COOKING?? THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!