Yknow We Didn’t Get Pinof This Year But We Did Get Phil Dressed Up As A Cat While Dan Flirts With Him

fifteen years of dan and phil | a web weave

i take you to be my husband, // we were put, two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall

to have and to hold from this day forward, // i think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that

for better or for worse, // the future: the knight of wands

for richer or for poorer, // without the internet, we never would have met

in sickness and in health, // ring phil

to love and to cherish, // secondly, i just wanted to say how proud i am of dan

(to be cont.)

it happened. they signed my phrosthetic leg

the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids

dnp tours + motifs

I fucking love the Internet

“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

"We are two, brainless himbos trying to survive in this economy." - Daniel Howell

worrying is like worshipping the problem

pov your rich gay uncles lecture you

We will not be erased. We will not be gotten rid of. (x, x)