Pov Your Rich Gay Uncles Lecture You

the actual reason theyre not gonna play the ultimate date night game is frankly none of the questions are new information. "who's most likely to audition for a reality show" idk ask mr gnu over there. "tell your partner your honest first opinion" blah blah poundland anthony padilla etc. "who initiated the first kiss"well. "what mannerisms do they have that you notice" he'll bring up tongue laugh and claw thing. and et cetera et cetera

yknow we didn’t get pinof this year but we did get phil dressed up as a cat while dan flirts with him and that’s pretty much the same thing

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

i love when dan and phil think they’re normal. when they were like you have to make sure you eat the same food as your roommates all the time at the same time and dan was out and had a doughnut so he doordashed one to phil so they could eat the same thing at the same time and they were like you know how it has to be like this. and i was like. you literally don’t. like it doesn’t have to be like that. i think you guys are just weird and codependent and there’s something wrong with you

i was sat in the perfect spot today to see directly into the right hand side wings and I could see basically all of the crew back there if the light was right and phil took a bit longer to come out after he took of his silicone chest and dan was stalling and telling us about how they accidentally uploaded the wrong video yesterday and phil appeared in the wings whilst he was in the middle of talking and he just stood there with the biggest heart eyes I’ve seen watching Dan just yap on the stage lol … it killed me off and I don’t think anyone else saw it

why would you say this to me.

how the hell did we get zero joint content for 2 years and then a video, a ls and two selfies IN ONE WEEK

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

dan was so down bad for phil in the emo librarian outfit that he didn't even react to him going "my name is [Dan]" i fear we've lost him