dan: yum yum i love ranch
dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you
Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.
No Noise November. everyone shut up
this is what dan and phil look like when they share a joint instagram post
Made a new poster! :)
"when they hard launch"
"when will they hard launch"
"2025 prediction: they finally hard launch"
My brethren in Christ. Dan and Phil are real best friends, companions through life, ACTUAL soulmates. They didn't just buy a house together, they built one together. They have a phortgage. They eat the same meals on the same schedule even when they're apart, so they can properly enjoy food when they're together again. Dan looks at Phil like he is the sun, and Phil looks at Dan like he made the moon and every star in the night sky with his own hands.
What more do you need to know exactly how they feel about each other, or where they are in life? Do you want these 6ft3 twanks to refer to one another as their bOyFrIeNdS?? Do they need to PHUCK on main so people will let it go?? Bonk bonk beat it up on the gaming channel?? Get real.
Cheers to 2025 and my gay dads🩵🖤🎉
phil's flappy hands when he eats something gross. rb if you agree.
that has to be the horniest thing Phil has posted in about 15 years my god clothes falling off his body cat ears ONNN welcome back 2009 myspace slut era trying to attract emo boys amazingphil you have been missed