Trash-is-not-on-fire - M

see you back on the internet dan and phil

staring at the DanAndPhilGAMES channel waiting for a new video to appear

The crazy thing about The Ranch Monologue™️ is that Dan is using them to explain how perfect ranch is. He tastes ranch and thinks “this is such a perfect combination of flavors” and in his brain the best way to explain to Phil how much he likes it is to say “it’s just like US”. He’s not using ranch as a metaphor for his relationship he’s using the relationship to explain how perfect the ranch is.

We will not be erased. We will not be gotten rid of. (x, x)

yknow we didn’t get pinof this year but we did get phil dressed up as a cat while dan flirts with him and that’s pretty much the same thing

happy october 19 to best friends, arch enemies, husbands, business partners, partners in crime, soul mates, just mates and who the fuck knows only

dan: yum yum i love ranch

dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you

leading up to the phard phaunch I am going to post increasingly ridiculous theories of how it’ll happen. first up:

phil posts his q&a vid, almost the whole video is normal until the very last question. it’s an anon that says “will you marry me” phil reads it out rolls his eyes and calls out “dan i know you sent this.” dan comes on camera, phil says “u can’t ask me this” dan says “why not” (petulantly) phil says “we’re already married you can’t ask me again” dan flips him off and there is a ring on his left ring finger. End Scene.