Happy October 19 To Best Friends, Arch Enemies, Husbands, Business Partners, Partners In Crime, Soul

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

i love that dan compares them to two turtles staring into the sunset and says phil is such a natural part of his life that he feels like a piece of furniture in his house but when WE make a cute little post about them being the eclipse and the solar flare he gives us crap about it

like babe the call is coming from inside the house

can we talk about the fucking bullet we dodged for a second

Trump is probably going to remove the TikTok ban shortly after his inauguration and secure a chunk of the youth vote.

need this look to comeback now

couples channel era is fucking insane bc its always been a couples channel but now its official... and they want to commit... and put a ring on it...........

that has to be the horniest thing Phil has posted in about 15 years my god clothes falling off his body cat ears ONNN welcome back 2009 myspace slut era trying to attract emo boys amazingphil you have been missed

dude, can you play a song with a fucking danandphilbeat?