Trump Is Probably Going To Remove The TikTok Ban Shortly After His Inauguration And Secure A Chunk Of

I fucking love the Internet

HELLO?!

pov your rich gay uncles lecture you

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

i love that dan compares them to two turtles staring into the sunset and says phil is such a natural part of his life that he feels like a piece of furniture in his house but when WE make a cute little post about them being the eclipse and the solar flare he gives us crap about it

like babe the call is coming from inside the house

Us always: omg they're dropping hints...they're evil masterminds...what does this all mean

Dnp: when the hell did we say this thing

"when they hard launch"

"when will they hard launch"

"2025 prediction: they finally hard launch"

My brethren in Christ. Dan and Phil are real best friends, companions through life, ACTUAL soulmates. They didn't just buy a house together, they built one together. They have a phortgage. They eat the same meals on the same schedule even when they're apart, so they can properly enjoy food when they're together again. Dan looks at Phil like he is the sun, and Phil looks at Dan like he made the moon and every star in the night sky with his own hands.

What more do you need to know exactly how they feel about each other, or where they are in life? Do you want these 6ft3 twanks to refer to one another as their bOyFrIeNdS?? Do they need to PHUCK on main so people will let it go?? Bonk bonk beat it up on the gaming channel?? Get real.

Cheers to 2025 and my gay dads🩵🖤🎉