That Has To Be The Horniest Thing Phil Has Posted In About 15 Years My God Clothes Falling Off His Body

I fucking love the Internet

phil not getting up ONCE and dan getting up for everything . perfect. exactly how the princess should be treated

happy twink rebirth phil!

…because everyone needs some manly wrestling on their blog.

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

i can't help but laugh any time dan calls the two of them friends because it always seems to stand out more in his sentance like he's bringing attention to it but not like he used to before they came out where he was really trying to sell that they were just friends but now it's like he's commiting to the bit as strongly as he can and is having too much fun with it

me when the night changes: 😮

WILL WE STAY SPLIT? Dan and Phil play Split Fiction Part 2!

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.