Happy Twink Rebirth Phil!

trying so hard to resist the urge to go back to sleep to pass time to see if dip n pip upload

i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares

DAN AND PHIL - THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR

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"when they hard launch"

"when will they hard launch"

"2025 prediction: they finally hard launch"

My brethren in Christ. Dan and Phil are real best friends, companions through life, ACTUAL soulmates. They didn't just buy a house together, they built one together. They have a phortgage. They eat the same meals on the same schedule even when they're apart, so they can properly enjoy food when they're together again. Dan looks at Phil like he is the sun, and Phil looks at Dan like he made the moon and every star in the night sky with his own hands.

What more do you need to know exactly how they feel about each other, or where they are in life? Do you want these 6ft3 twanks to refer to one another as their bOyFrIeNdS?? Do they need to PHUCK on main so people will let it go?? Bonk bonk beat it up on the gaming channel?? Get real.

Cheers to 2025 and my gay dads🩵🖤🎉

Previously on Dan and Phil: 2016 ↳ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled after having no regard for internet safety

good morning destiel shippers, johnlock conspiracy theorists, propagators of fake news, people from nevada, louis tomlinson's secret children, dashcon attendees, people whose birthday is nov 5,

2009-2017 (rip)

…because everyone needs some manly wrestling on their blog.