Me And The Bad Bitch I Pulled After Having No Regard For Internet Safety

I fucking love the Internet

need this look to comeback now

What Dan & Phil Text Post Each Other (24/?)

i love when dan and phil think they’re normal. when they were like you have to make sure you eat the same food as your roommates all the time at the same time and dan was out and had a doughnut so he doordashed one to phil so they could eat the same thing at the same time and they were like you know how it has to be like this. and i was like. you literally don’t. like it doesn’t have to be like that. i think you guys are just weird and codependent and there’s something wrong with you

phil's flappy hands when he eats something gross. rb if you agree.

GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] CALL THE AMBULANCE [SOBBING] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

me at least twice a week

if that man wanted to put a bracelet on phil you know damn well dan would be out there fainting in the pool pretending to drown

while phil thinks ‘isn’t that sweet. dans doing some celebratory underwater twerking for me’

part of me wants to see dan’s initial reaction but i also know that would not be safe for internet consumption