GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] VROOM [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [BABY CRYING]

if i can speak

"We are two, brainless himbos trying to survive in this economy." - Daniel Howell

dan was so down bad for phil in the emo librarian outfit that he didn't even react to him going "my name is [Dan]" i fear we've lost him

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

leading up to the phard phaunch I am going to post increasingly ridiculous theories of how it’ll happen. first up:

phil posts his q&a vid, almost the whole video is normal until the very last question. it’s an anon that says “will you marry me” phil reads it out rolls his eyes and calls out “dan i know you sent this.” dan comes on camera, phil says “u can’t ask me this” dan says “why not” (petulantly) phil says “we’re already married you can’t ask me again” dan flips him off and there is a ring on his left ring finger. End Scene.

Made a new poster! :)

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

it happened. they signed my phrosthetic leg

dan literally FAINTING AND PUNCHING A LAMP OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE then being like PHIL WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH ME and phil going i thought you were twerking! is THE most dan and phil thing i've ever heard in my entire life