Dan Literally FAINTING AND PUNCHING A LAMP OFF THE BEDSIDE TABLE Then Being Like PHIL WHY DIDN'T YOU

dan was so down bad for phil in the emo librarian outfit that he didn't even react to him going "my name is [Dan]" i fear we've lost him

good morning destiel shippers, johnlock conspiracy theorists, propagators of fake news, people from nevada, louis tomlinson's secret children, dashcon attendees, people whose birthday is nov 5,

In conclusion, I am dead

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happy twink rebirth phil!

The crazy thing about The Ranch Monologue™️ is that Dan is using them to explain how perfect ranch is. He tastes ranch and thinks “this is such a perfect combination of flavors” and in his brain the best way to explain to Phil how much he likes it is to say “it’s just like US”. He’s not using ranch as a metaphor for his relationship he’s using the relationship to explain how perfect the ranch is.

if that man wanted to put a bracelet on phil you know damn well dan would be out there fainting in the pool pretending to drown

while phil thinks ‘isn’t that sweet. dans doing some celebratory underwater twerking for me’

baby seasons change but people don’t :(

for anyone else who might need this today

"We are two, brainless himbos trying to survive in this economy." - Daniel Howell

when the fandom in question only has two people