Eye Contact

we are sorry

despite everything, it’s still you or whatever the quote is

me too dan

There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement

we are chained together

it happened. they signed my phrosthetic leg

dan’s threats to roblox children as the super graphic modern girl intro because what planet is this man from

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(with the intro to super graphic modern girl by chappell roan playing in the background)

Dan: I'm gonna dox you, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna fi— I’m gonna fie up ah you ut. Beanie, Smeb, DeluxeRose, Love2Y, Fatal Toxin, Biscuit Queen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna break your biscuits, I'm gonna crumble your biscuits into my tea and I'm just gonna drop the tea on the floor. What does this tell you about people, that taste is objective—

Phil: maybe they’re vegan

—and no matter how hard you work, no one will appreciate you, because life is just about the privilege that you get born with.

Phil: I think you were born this way.