-Oh, Beep Beep, Richie!

Reddie headcannons because why tf not

Richie:making my way downtown

Richie:walking fast

Richie:

Richie:walking slightly slower so my steps match with Eddie’s because he’s short

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀

Photographers that turn common photos into spectacular images..!!

Reddie headcannons: Another one

Richie:what’s the word for horny but in a non-sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t want to fuck a pumpkin. You feel?

Eddie(very disappointed):do you mean ‘excited’?

Richie: [holding his new born son] He’s so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give him some shots.

Richie: Oh hell yeah pour up it’s his fucking birthday.

This is gonna happen in Chapter 2 right

HC: Eddie unironically says groovy

eddie definitely uses a bunch of outdated and just downright cheesy sayings. remember when he said ‘apple-solutely’ in the book? and insisted that ben reply ‘in a while crocodile’ to eddies ‘see you later alligator’? eddie is a whole lame dork

@eddiespaghetti0 us in September

all the * fans heading into it 2 knowing full well what happens but still having hope

Bill: I like ev-everything about y-you. Just the other day, s-someone asked me who the most beau-beautiful person in the world was. You know what I said?

Stan, blushing: …What did you say?

Bill: I said… [sees Richie with binoculars in a tree outside the window] Richie?

Stan: You said Richie?!

it is done