Eddie: What Are You, 5?

“That’s cause they know how cute you are, Eds- just like me. I saw what a cutie you were the first time I met you.”

“Sometimes you’re really a turd, Richie.”

@eddiespaghetti0

Richie: man I really like Eddie

Richie: I better show him how much he means to me

Richie: *sends him a meme at 3am*

#ManDADlorian

Stan: what’s your sexuality?

Richie: My sexuality? Well you see, sexuality is a spectrum and it’s very hard to pin point-

Eddie: *walks by*

Richie: I’m gay. I’m so fucking gay.

meirl

Eddie: My boyfriend must be top of the line, organized, graceful-

Richie: Hi, I’m Rich- [trips over air, falls on his face, spills water all over Stan, potted plant falls, spills dirt all over Bill’s head]

Eddie: I want this one.

fluster the spaghetti

I want handwritten love letters and dates in a secret garden.

You turn off the light, cats light up the space

HC: Eddie unironically says groovy

eddie definitely uses a bunch of outdated and just downright cheesy sayings. remember when he said ‘apple-solutely’ in the book? and insisted that ben reply ‘in a while crocodile’ to eddies ‘see you later alligator’? eddie is a whole lame dork