Richie: Do You Ever Think About How Your Skeleton Is Always Wet

what kind of clown juice are fathers drinking that makes them incapable of even acknowledging when they’re wrong

Stan : I'll speak French between your legs

Bill: That's the hottest thing i've ever been told

Eddie: I'm just picturing someone screaming "bonjour" at a penis

Richie : SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!!

Beverly: None of you should ever be having sex

@eddiespaghetti0 :))

Eddie: Ugh, I’m so tired. I couldn’t sleep last night.

Ben: You know they say if you can’t sleep it’s because someone is thinking about you.

Eddie: Who in the hell is thinking about me at 3 am?

Richie: *gay panic*

Commissions for a Coronavirus Personal Emergency

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{mental health during covid19 pandemic post}

What you can commission:

Poems, Short Stories and Thasmin (Thirteenth Doctor x Yasmin Khan - Doctor Who) fanfics.

Selected gifsets (only from something I’ve watched & only if it goes with my moral code - i.e. no abusive ships)

You can check out here some of the poems I’ve written:

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And my AO3 page where I have an lgbt short story:

(ao3) (short story)

I have a short story published in a book (I won a contest for best short stories here in Brazil) but I don’t receive money for it.

Send me a message or an ask here on tumblr to commission.

(Buy me a “coffee” to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

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UPDATE:

This week we’re running out of groceries and I’ve created an Amazon Wishlist that contains food, drinks, snacks, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, some books and notebooks that I need for college, some college supplies and some other things. If you guys can help, that’d be much appreciated.

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or:

(Buy me a coffee to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

{In this case “coffee” means food, household items, paying bills and most importantly, buying me and my father’s meds.}

Situation really is dire, so if you could, please help, if you can’t, I understand, I only ask you to share this post.

#A CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED MOMENT:  WHEN BABY YODA LOOKS UP AT DIN IN SHOCK #LIKE ‘HOLY FUCK THAT THING CAN COME OFF!?’ #THE ENTIRE SCENE IS AMAZING #I AM SO HERE FOR FRINGE RELIGIOUS ZEALOT MANDALORIAN SPLINTER GROUPS #AND SEEING KATEE SACKOFF TAKE OFF THE HELMET #BO-KATAN OF CLAN KRYZE!!!!!! #BUT ALSO THE BABY’S SHEER WTF LIKE #DOES YOUR HELMET COME OFF TOO THEN!?!?

So I keep seeing people saying that Techno was used as a weapon. Wasn't it Techno who offered to help Pogtopia in the first place.

It was!

That’s the thing. People keep bringing up how Techno was used as a weapon, as if he was a victim here.

And maybe he is to an extent. Maybe people seeing you as this scary intimidating figure can be upsetting. Maybe it can lead to a lot of depersonalizing. Maybe it’s not ideal.

However Techno was the one who offered to help. And he offered to help in a professional capacity. I’m sure Tommy was thrilled to have his other big brother on the team, i’m sure he would have been thrilled to treat Techno the same as he treated Wilbur- honestly he kinda did for a while- however Techno very quickly made it clear he was here to be a weapon and nothing more.

He held no loyalties, no personal attachments, he didn’t care about them. Techno made that so very apparent. That he was here to be extra muscle and nothing more. And I don’t see why this is so often brought up as if the other people in Pogtopia were wronging him when they were thrown off by his obvious detachment from them.

michael, sobbing: what are you doing in my house,,, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

marko, sitting on the fridge concealed in shadows and surrounded by pigeons: i want waffle fries

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

This is an actual Richie/Eddie conversation

im not going to be on tumblr tomorrow (still might check dms), for my own safety and wellbeing. but before i log off, i want to say a couple things

9/11 was a tragedy. everyone knows and sees that. just because i am muslim does not mean that i am going to justify 9/11. whatever bin laden’s motivation was, he did a disgusting thing and killed thousands of innocent people

just because 9/11 was an attack by someone who calls themselves muslims doesnt make all muslims terrorists. i cannot believe this is a sentence i have to type, but here i am. muslims - true muslims - do not condone violence. against anyone. i can go into all the details and the what-ifs and everything, but i dont have the energy for that. just know that violence is strictly frowned upon (note: this does not include self-defense. if somebody is attacking you and you are unable to get away, then fight back. again, there’s no debate on that).

check up on any muslims you know. your friends, neighbours, coworkers, acquaintances, even people you don’t like all that much. we are incredibly stressed out, especially if we live in a western country. just a quick text to see if they’re okay tomorrow will mean a lot

do not think that because you don’t live in america, you’re exempt from this. any western country has this problem, even if you live in a relatively okay area. i do. my friend (who lives in the same area as me) went to walmart and had a hijab on. she was nearly run over (intentionally, the guy was glaring at her and her mother the entire time) while trying to get to the store. she only realized when she got home that it was 9/11. i live in a safe area of canada. this should not be happening. but it is.

if you are in any way, shape, or form, islamophobic, get the hell off my blog