What Kind Of Clown Juice Are Fathers Drinking That Makes Them Incapable Of Even Acknowledging When They’re

omfg wait are they adding axolotls why is this the best thing to happen this year

Everyone shut up

Richie: Hey did you know that the singular of spaghetti is spaghetto?

Eddie: …

Richie: …

Eddie: …

Richie: …

Eddie: …

Richie: (inhales)

Eddie: Don’t-

Richie: E D D O S P A G H E T T O

Eddie: END ME. END ME NOW.

@eddiespaghetti0 HALLOWEENNNNN. FERRRETETETEYTTT

Pet Halloween costumes: Ferrets

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

“Bro where u at we not supposed to be in heree”

SO LIKE…. is this not reddie lmk (that kdrama is ADORABLE i have other redraws from it i wanna use for reddie)

soft teen!reddie,,, richie doesn’t even want the chocolate eddie pls

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NO THEY FUCKING DIDN’T!!!!!!

(If you don’t know Eddie dies as an adult fighting “it” the second time and he literally dies in Richie’s arms)

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)