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Rich people showers

Richie + Patting Eddie’s Shoulder 

If I suffer with the new trailer I’m taking everyone with me.

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

Dream declaring war on the smp then: I WANT TO SEE WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Dream declaring war on the smp now: So, like, the 16th? yeah that sounds good… see you then

bill, cooking dinner: we’re gettin wild with the seasonings tonight!

mike: fam, that’s salt

bill: i know, it’s so spicy!

mike, walking towards the door: i’m not eatin it, i’m not-

it is done

when ure exiled,,,, he has no yeezys :(

you’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in the world.

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