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Eddie: Ugh, I’m so tired. I couldn’t sleep last night.

Ben: You know they say if you can’t sleep it’s because someone is thinking about you.

Eddie: Who in the hell is thinking about me at 3 am?

Richie: *gay panic*

lesbians = lovely 💟

bi girls = beautiful 💖

pan girls = perfect 💗

richie: i’m going out, do you want anything?

bill: my brother back.

richie: yeah i got like 12 dollars

“ya like fire?”

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Richie: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Eddie: Richie, nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Richie: FLOOR IT?

EDDIE: RICHIE NO

Richie: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Eddie: RICHIE YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Richie: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Eddie: RICHIE P L E A S E

literally obsessed with making dream smp alignment charts

Richie: Hey did you know that the singular of spaghetti is spaghetto?

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Richie: (inhales)

Eddie: Don’t-

Richie: E D D O S P A G H E T T O

Eddie: END ME. END ME NOW.