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VAMPIRE

Now ask me the most basic question.

What. Do. We. Eat?!?!?

Richie: Wait for it, wait for it…9:01. Stan is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?

Ben: His alarm didn’t go off.

Riche: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Bev: Oh! He was taken in his sleep.

Richie: That’s what I’m talking about. Super dark, Bev, but way more plausible than Ben’s idiotic alarm clock theory.

Eddie: I bet he tucked himself into his bed too tight and got stuck.

He hangs upside-down, viewing the world from a completely different perspective. His facial expression is calm and serene, suggesting that he is in this position by his own choice.

The Hanged Man is the card of ultimate surrender, of being suspended in time and of martyrdom and sacrifice to the greater good.

it took me too much time to color this ;-;

My Teen Reddie are back! 

And Richie’s a skater! (not a very good one, but Eddie is still his biggest fan)

@eddiespaghetti0

eddie: heLP IM DROWNING!

richie: calm down we’re only in 5 feet of water

eddie: nOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

W O W  

the arc of dream escaping from prison looks so cool

Commissions for a Coronavirus Personal Emergency

{link for the whole information post}

{mental health during covid19 pandemic post}

What you can commission:

Poems, Short Stories and Thasmin (Thirteenth Doctor x Yasmin Khan - Doctor Who) fanfics.

Selected gifsets (only from something I’ve watched & only if it goes with my moral code - i.e. no abusive ships)

You can check out here some of the poems I’ve written:

(1) (2) (3)

And my AO3 page where I have an lgbt short story:

(ao3) (short story)

I have a short story published in a book (I won a contest for best short stories here in Brazil) but I don’t receive money for it.

Send me a message or an ask here on tumblr to commission.

(Buy me a “coffee” to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

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UPDATE:

This week we’re running out of groceries and I’ve created an Amazon Wishlist that contains food, drinks, snacks, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, some books and notebooks that I need for college, some college supplies and some other things. If you guys can help, that’d be much appreciated.

*********  YOU HAVE TO OPEN THIS POST WHERE I PUT THE 10 STEPS TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THE AMAZON WISH LIST BECAUSE MINE IS IN PORTUGUESE  *********

or:

(Buy me a coffee to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

{In this case “coffee” means food, household items, paying bills and most importantly, buying me and my father’s meds.}

Situation really is dire, so if you could, please help, if you can’t, I understand, I only ask you to share this post.

*double date*

ben and bev: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*

*looks into each others eyes* [this magic moment plays]

richie and eddie: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*

richie: get the fuck off my chicken

Reddie headcanons #6

Eddie: god I hate you so much…

Richie: but… you don’t

Eddie: fOr The lOVe oF All tHinGs hOlY Not ThIs AgAin