Mike: What's Up With Richie? He's Been Laying On The Ground For Like Fifteen Minutes.

“That’s cause they know how cute you are, Eds- just like me. I saw what a cutie you were the first time I met you.”

“Sometimes you’re really a turd, Richie.”

Bill: I like ev-everything about y-you. Just the other day, s-someone asked me who the most beau-beautiful person in the world was. You know what I said?

Stan, blushing: …What did you say?

Bill: I said… [sees Richie with binoculars in a tree outside the window] Richie?

Stan: You said Richie?!

what kind of clown juice are fathers drinking that makes them incapable of even acknowledging when they’re wrong

So I keep seeing people saying that Techno was used as a weapon. Wasn't it Techno who offered to help Pogtopia in the first place.

It was!

That’s the thing. People keep bringing up how Techno was used as a weapon, as if he was a victim here.

And maybe he is to an extent. Maybe people seeing you as this scary intimidating figure can be upsetting. Maybe it can lead to a lot of depersonalizing. Maybe it’s not ideal.

However Techno was the one who offered to help. And he offered to help in a professional capacity. I’m sure Tommy was thrilled to have his other big brother on the team, i’m sure he would have been thrilled to treat Techno the same as he treated Wilbur- honestly he kinda did for a while- however Techno very quickly made it clear he was here to be a weapon and nothing more.

He held no loyalties, no personal attachments, he didn’t care about them. Techno made that so very apparent. That he was here to be extra muscle and nothing more. And I don’t see why this is so often brought up as if the other people in Pogtopia were wronging him when they were thrown off by his obvious detachment from them.

i took a deeper dive into the racism in the film industry, the hair and makeup aspects of it.

Reddie headcanons #4

Eddie: je t’aime trashmouth :)

Richie:…. I don’t speak baguette.

“ya like fire?”

Reminder that Richie and Eddie are fucking lame dorks in love

How to tell if a video is a screamer

halloween is fast approaching, and sending screamers has become an increasingly popular trend over the past few years. while some people may enjoy them, they can also trigger anxiety attacks in others.

check the section/category of a video. if it’s under “comedy”, “prank”, “horror”, or something similar, close the tab immediately.

comments are also a giveaway. scroll to the comments section before playing a video. if comments are disabled, there’s a likely chance the video is a screamer. close the tab right away. if you see comments like “whoa, that made me jump!”, close the window! and if it’s impossible to disable comments, look for multiple comments deleted by the creator.

check out the video itself, while it’s paused. if it has very low music (this makes the audience want to turn the volume up, so the scream is louder and scarier), or if it has very small text (which makes you want to go into full screen), that’s a good indication that it’s a screamer. exit out and close the tab!

look at the content of the video. if the clip itself deals with the scary or supernatural, like a film about ghosts, you can’t be certain. be careful, and exit the tab if the content seems triggering. pause the video and forward all the way to the end. If everything is good feel free to watch. if a frame with a scary picture comes up, close the tab immediately.

if the video shows a room or picture, and invites you to “find what’s wrong in the picture”, or “find _____”, close the window immediately! 

there’s a new trend going on where videos describing people reacting to screamers are actually screamers themselves. if you suspect this, scroll down and see the comments. if the maker of the video disabled comments to purposely lead viewers to believe the video is genuine, scroll down just enough to see the video time, so you don’t see the video itself. Turn the volume down, just in case it is a screamer, and if the video plays out and there’s no scream, it’s safe to watch.

check the time on the video. if it’s suspiciously short, exit the tab.

look at the related or recommended videos. if any of them fit the above, the video is a screamer.

stay safe this halloween season!