Eddie: (sarcastically) Oh, Have I Told You How Attractive You Are Richie?

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Richie: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Eddie: Richie, nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Richie: FLOOR IT?

EDDIE: RICHIE NO

Richie: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Eddie: RICHIE YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

Richie: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Eddie: RICHIE P L E A S E

Reddie headcanons #7

Richie: hey are you an angel?

Stan: uh-

Richie: OK HERE ARE MY 3 WISHES

1. EDDIE

2. EDDIE

3. EDDIE

Stan: that’s what genies do Richie…

Richie: OK ARE U A GE-

Stan: no.

Richie: :(

Bill: I like ev-everything about y-you. Just the other day, s-someone asked me who the most beau-beautiful person in the world was. You know what I said?

Stan, blushing: …What did you say?

Bill: I said… [sees Richie with binoculars in a tree outside the window] Richie?

Stan: You said Richie?!

I’m not really that good yet. But I’d appreciate if anyone could watch this :)

https://youtu.be/HTW9HQJYbP0

It’s my first ever performance so I’m a bit tense because o was really nervous but I’m really proud

Reddie headcannons: Another one

Richie:what’s the word for horny but in a non-sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t want to fuck a pumpkin. You feel?

Eddie(very disappointed):do you mean ‘excited’?

Okay guys, I finally painted Richie and Eddie :) I really hope you @whatidoisxsecret will not mind that I painted the same art as you. Your fanart inspired me so much, but if you are against it, then let me know.

what kind of clown juice are fathers drinking that makes them incapable of even acknowledging when they’re wrong

Ok so in addition to ballerina!eddie please consider hiphopdancer!richie

-they go to the same studio but obviously never have class together because they do different types of dance

-Richie likes staying after his class to watch the ballerinas (he’s fascinated by how graceful they are compared to his intense hip hop) and has maaaajor heart eyes for Eddie.

-Eddie pretends to be annoyed with Richie’s onlooking but he secretly likes it and holds his head a little higher when he notices Richie peeking during his class

-of course Richie flirts with Eddie between their classes and Eddie rolls his eyes and tries to hide his blush

-Eddie eventually starts going to the studio early so he can see Richie in his class and lowkey gets weak in the knees cuz boy’s got MOVES

-When they start dating they’re the ultimate dance power couple and will pirouette/six step your ass if you try to mess with them

-Richie kissing Eddie’s head on his way into the studio. “Have a good class, babe.”

-they get eachother flowers for their recital and have to hide them in the dressing room

-Sneaking into the wings of the stage for one last kiss and “kick ass, babe!”

-Richie trying to mimic Eddie’s moves when he practices

-“Your form is terrible. Point your feet, dumbass!”

-Richie practicing before goofily scooping Eddie up and swinging him around to the beat

-Both of them dancing like idiots around their studio after classes are done for the day playing their songs over the speakers and just enjoying being together

-ballerina!eddie and hiphop!richie