If My Future S/o Doesn’t Stare At Me Like I’m Their Whole World While I Stand Like A Crackhead In

Dream declaring war on the smp then: I WANT TO SEE WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Dream declaring war on the smp now: So, like, the 16th? yeah that sounds good… see you then

Don’t worry Richie, the new flower shop boy likes your awkwardness. 

Them Boys / Part 2

stupid with love

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

HC: Eddie unironically says groovy

eddie definitely uses a bunch of outdated and just downright cheesy sayings. remember when he said ‘apple-solutely’ in the book? and insisted that ben reply ‘in a while crocodile’ to eddies ‘see you later alligator’? eddie is a whole lame dork

So I keep seeing people saying that Techno was used as a weapon. Wasn't it Techno who offered to help Pogtopia in the first place.

It was!

That’s the thing. People keep bringing up how Techno was used as a weapon, as if he was a victim here.

And maybe he is to an extent. Maybe people seeing you as this scary intimidating figure can be upsetting. Maybe it can lead to a lot of depersonalizing. Maybe it’s not ideal.

However Techno was the one who offered to help. And he offered to help in a professional capacity. I’m sure Tommy was thrilled to have his other big brother on the team, i’m sure he would have been thrilled to treat Techno the same as he treated Wilbur- honestly he kinda did for a while- however Techno very quickly made it clear he was here to be a weapon and nothing more.

He held no loyalties, no personal attachments, he didn’t care about them. Techno made that so very apparent. That he was here to be extra muscle and nothing more. And I don’t see why this is so often brought up as if the other people in Pogtopia were wronging him when they were thrown off by his obvious detachment from them.

@eddiespaghetti0

eddie: heLP IM DROWNING!

richie: calm down we’re only in 5 feet of water

eddie: nOT ALL PEOPLE ARE TALL

i’ve never watched the dream smp, but that ghost man giving the british kid the compass that points to the other british kid made me cry