I- Boyfriend Butter And Boobs. Why Tf

Do you ever just marvel over the fact that you can draw or write Richie cooing over how cute Eddie is and have that be 100% canon? Sometimes I can’t believe King gave us this gift.

Dream declaring war on the smp then: I WANT TO SEE WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Dream declaring war on the smp now: So, like, the 16th? yeah that sounds good… see you then

gay swans you are doing amazing sweeties

Reminder that Richie and Eddie are fucking lame dorks in love

Eddie: My boyfriend must be top of the line, organized, graceful-

Richie: Hi, I’m Rich- [trips over air, falls on his face, spills water all over Stan, potted plant falls, spills dirt all over Bill’s head]

Eddie: I want this one.

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Richie: well I’m Richie, short for Richard. How about we call you Eds, short for Eddie?

Eddie: Eddie is already short for Edward dumbass

Bev: I put the hot en psychotic!

Bill: I-I put t-the ay i-in slay!

Stan: I put the laughter in slaughter!

Mike: I put the top in unstoppable!

Ben: I put the cute in persecuted!

Richie: I put the d in Eddie!

Losers: what

Pennywise: what

Sonia: whAT

Eddie:

Eddie: *uses his inhaler*

Henry: what the fuck

Richie: I literally can’t fight Pennywise today, stress is bad for the baby.

Bill: W-what baby?

Richie: Me.

Eddie: (sarcastically) Oh, have I told you how attractive you are Richie?

Richie: No, but I'd be glad to hear it Eds.

Ben: He told me you were cute

Eddie: (panicking a little) What, no I didn't.

Ben: Uh yeah you did, I remember because you told me not to say it in front of Richie