From A Conversation With @guqin-and-flute About Cousin Dynamics Irt Their Parents - A-Yuan Is A Very

So my tumblr-bro Mel made THIS POST and then it was four in the morning and this seemed like a good idea for some reason???

(p.s. I imagine this being sung and beat-boxed by whichever members of the pack happen to be present. I bet Erica is a better beat-boxer than me. I bet everyone is a better beat-boxer than me.)

LYRICS: 

You got the power, you do what you want Red eyes and tight jeans You know what that means Gotta go out and bite some motherfucking teens, ya heard?

Right in the side, ‘cause that’s my style, bitch Stick with me and live a life worthwhile, what Got a Camaro and I still can’t smile Hostile, now line up single-file 

Everybody do the Alpha Strut say heeeey 

All the betas in the club go There’s a wolf I can get behind Look at that swagger

Do the alpha strut All the betas in the house now Take a look at my eyebrows I can somersault!

(The kanima was not my fault)

EDIT: To properly dance to this, put on skintight pants and walk like you’re suddenly bowlegged and exaggeratedly nonchalant: 

Wangji did not ask to know this, Wangji did not need to know this (hehe their names are perfect for certain…. puns)

POV: ur watching the naruto sasuke reunion. it’s been three years. sasuke chooses the sluttiest shirt possible. leans the whole front half of his body against naruto in front of three random ppl for no reason. sasuke starts to pull out his blade, and naruto just. stands there. challenges him. almost as if to say “i know you. i know you won’t do it. you spared me that first time. i know it wasn’t on a whim.” and u can see, sasuke looks at naruto from the corner of his eye, unmoving, wondering if naruto will flinch or attack or make a move. sasuke kinda doesn’t want him to. they’re challenging each other. sasuke being like “are you afraid of me” and naruto saying “no i am not afraid of you. i know you still.” so sasuke swings the blade. sai comes in, almost immediately. but naruto doesn’t block sasuke’s sword. in fact, the only hand that naruto raises is his right fist, blocking sai’s tanto blade from touching sasuke at all. naruto protects sasuke. he isn’t afraid of sasuke. he knows he wouldn’t have done it.

AND THEN. you hear sasuke tell naruto, “that block you chose… was the right one.” naruto! had the choice! it was either block sasuke’s blade from stabbing him, or block sai’s blade from hitting sasuke. naruto chose to save sasuke over himself. but can you really blame him! no! this was him telling sasuke “i know you. i am still putting my life in your hands. please be careful. please prove me right.” and sasuke, now knowing naruto’s choice to protect him, says back “you were right. i put my life in your hands, too.”

and that’s it!! the arc is love! the arc is i choose you i still know you i am dressing up in my sluttiest outfit just to feel you close and you could never hurt me and i could never hurt you no matter how close we get to it physically because it is the only language we have learned i would never ever really hurt you. i couldn’t live with myself if i did. the end.

Our boy, Jiggy, is straight-up not having a good time. LATE AFTER DISMISSAL, AT THE LOBBY: LXC: *vibrating on the spot, close to blacking out since he is within a meter of away of his crush, JC. Literally sparkles in the setting sun* JC: *turns away, blushing furiously and trying to not combust since he is ALSO within a meter away of his crush, LXC. JGY: *not vibing. AT ALL. He is this close to committing homicide.*

(I used haik*y*uu for references) Ok, I stopped being lazy and drew more of my highschool AU wherein JC is a junior and a member of the volleyball varsity, and LXC is a senior and the Student Council President. Just click my tumblr’s highschool au tag hehehe

What started as a joke in the short drabble I wrote is now one of my favourite headcanons.

Eli’s nickname as a kid is Trouble.

The nickname came about because Sheriff Stilinski was telling Stiles and Derek that wherever they go, trouble follows, and Eli - with his perfect timing - toddled in after them, prompting the Sheriff to jokingly say, “And here’s Trouble.”

After that, the nickname stuck. And made for many laughs when they would call him Trouble or refer to him by the nickname and he would happily say, “I’m Trouble!”

Stiles is Mischief, Derek is Sourwolf, and Eli is Trouble

IM SO HAPPY they are here! also the doodle too hehehe... ⚠️ #do not separate ⚠️

artist: @clownmovieyaoi

Be careful what you wish for…..

It’s Lilo and Stitch meme u know

Matchmaking was fun for Frankie Kaspbrak at first, but now it’s just boring.

Based on this fic by @beep-beep-sunny .

Full art below.

Confession? 🤭

Abemiha Nintama crossover which I spend too much time on but very much enjoyed (Except the coloring… Omg I’m not made to color….) for Abemiha week day 6! The theme, which you could probably guess already, is crossover.

Bonus after the cut!

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