I'd Drink The Devil's Water Any Time With You

Been awhile since I draw AbeMiha. and I started again with Kimobe like how it should be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Everybody moved on, I stayed there.

Gen drives him crazy~

I found this unfinished Lawlight Laputa drawing in my drafts!

Good Omens AU! XiChenggg and i forgot to post it here cos i forgot

So instead of Adam being the anti-christ, its Cherub!Lan JingyeET with unspeakable power to cause worldwide chaos I’m sorry it sucks but might as well practice some coloring. Done for dear sweet Skelate at twitter!!! Like good omens, its a super sweet slow burn across the dregs of history and I got waaay too invested with this AU goddammit skel- Anyways, meet LXC, a Cherubim (very different from the lovey-dovey Cherub keep in mind), who guards the Western Gate of Eden. 

He’s one of the  most promising angels of the Lord and is considered to be a jade among the cherubims. The whole business with “Adam and Eve chomping the forbidden fruit” incident happened all because LXC took a bathroom break and that was enough opportunity for WWX, the serpent of Eden to tempt the first humans.

Yada-yada, the humans were banished from Eden by God into the wild and there they met a dark demon wolf. Of course, that was JC, frothing darkness and electricity in all of his mutt glory. And LXC came back from the angel potty and he was like “WHAT THE  FIDDLESTICKS-!!!” He then swooped with his four-winged jade heavenly glory to the rescue. 

With his ice tipped and frostbitten sword, Shuoyue, he charged down JC. *cue dramatic battle action sequence between the forces of dark and light* He managed to slash JC in the chest  hence the scar peeking from his shirt. The humans were able to escape and he gave them Shuoyue for protection. 

Meanwhile, JC was doubling over in pain, there was a very bloody elongated hole on his chest GODDAMIT- The humans left and LXC had the choice to kill JC or maybe heal him. JC then formed back into his mortal form. He had black wings streaked with purple, a symbol of his lineage. JC was under the line of the houses Pride (Lucifer) and Wrath (Satan). He was a powerful demon, with hellish purple lightning from demon Wrath matriarch YZY. He was DYING DAMN IT. His father, JFM, the Pride demon patriarch was never proud of him, how ironic was that. He needed to prove himself that he could surpass his adopted brother, WWX, who successfully caused the first-ever sin of humans and here he was, choking on his own blood he failed to finish off the humans, and it was such a simple task! And he failed to that. 

LXC, who was known for his pure and kind heart, decided to heal JC. “Please don’t make me regret this.” He said as he kneeled over the injured JC. He then was enveloped with heavenly light To JC, LXC was the most beautiful person right now and he thought ‘this is not a bad way to go’ He healed JC who was still writhing from the pain. Then thunder boomed and rain pelted from the distance. He immediately covered JC with his four wings, afraid that God has rained  down holy water.

hen the rest is history hahaha. In modern times, LXC owns a quaint music shop and JC drives around a dark purple Harley Davidson (instead of Crowley’s beloved Bentley, bebop!) And instead of Aziraphale’s bowtie, LXC has obnoxious cloud printed socks. And  instead of Crowley yelling at plants, JC yells at his reflection of 'how worthless he is’ (fvck you JFM) 

JC has those three scars on his arm as a demonic inauguration. And LXC is “mad” cos LJY shouldn’t think that JC is cool and JC basking in the praise with his tsundereness. 

Bullying Hanai is maybe my favorite thing to do………

Hello this is my first comic translation :) original artwork by the amazing @doran7280 on twitter, please follow them, they are amazing 

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78109740 - link to orginal on pixiv 

from a conversation with @guqin-and-flute about Cousin Dynamics irt their parents - A-Yuan is a very sweet and kind cousin and will be sympathetic over almost anything... but post WWX-return, no one has to put up with worse parental indiscretions than him, and he is not interested in hearing your pathetic complaints, alright?

also, like, A-Fu, considering that you have three whole dads in a triad long-distance relationship, and considering the very very complicated history between them, they have done EXCEPTIONALLY well to get you all the way to teenagehood before you got this very specific kind of trauma!

more of this AU

“What are you doing?”

Bruce startles suddenly as a young voice distracts him from the delicious kisses Clark happened to be giving him. “Dickie? Sweetheart what are you doing here?” Bruce questioned softly, pulling away from Clark’s hold and rushing over to his ward. “Are you okay? Did something happen?” Bruce questioned softly.

Dick didn’t seem to be paying attention as Bruce picked him up and cradled him in his arms, instead, he was entirely focused in on Clark standing awkwardly by the table they were just making out on.

“What were you doing?” Dick questioned again, making Clark squirm. The kid’s bright blue eyes were staring into his soul, no trace of the jovial warmth that they usually held.

“Well…” Bruce started, Clark could see his mind moving at a million miles per hour trying to find the best way to explain what happening to the 10 year old. “You know how I told you Clark and I are special friends?”

“Yes… I thought that it just meant best friends.” Dick scowled, finally looking away from Clark and pouting up at Bruce. “I didn’t know that meant kissy friends.”

Bruce made a face and Clark decided now was probably the best time for him to step in and say something. Clark cleared his throat softly and stepped closer to the two. “Um, Dick-“

Clark was cut off by a very sharp glare from the young boy, his lips curled back in a snarl that made the indestructible man pause.

“Chum-“

“Tati, I’m sleepy…” Dick suddenly whined, throwing his arms around Bruce’s neck and burying his face in his shoulder. “Can we go home now? Want you to read me a bedtime story…”

Bruce immediately melted, cooing softly as he patted Dick on the back. “Of course my love, let’s go home right now.” Bruce agreed, throwing Clark an apologetic smile. “I’ll see you later Kal.”

Clark couldn’t help the love sick smile spreading across his face as he watched Bruce walk away, however, Dick could very much help it. Clark’s smile slid off his face once he saw the evil glare the ten year old was throwing at him over Bruce’s shoulder.

He couldn’t help shivering from the chill he felt crawling up his back. “Shit.” Clark muttered, running a hand through his hair.

He had the smallest inkling he just ruined any good grace he had with the young boy due to his romantic relationship with Bruce. How is it that he’s so scared of such a little boy?

wenzhou happy ever after ~ with english subs ♡