Trekkie107 - Days In The Life Of A Geeky Jock

“Two black Nigerians tricked another black Nigerian into America and treated her like a slave. The US authorties got her out and arrested the couple. This proves America is racist.”

Game day timetable

So BAFA (British American Football Association) have given my team our game schedule for this year. all i have to day is thank you BAFA. Thank you for giving us only 6 sodding practice sessions before our first game, to get our playbook memorized. 

how about a little bit of notice before you throw us in the deep end! 

me: it’s awkward when men approach me because i don’t know how to turn them down without putting myself at risk

some idiot: um just tell them you’re gay sweaty

meanwhile,straight men:

Based on a real-life story by Paul Elam.

Wow CNN, wanna show just a little more bias?

Renamed paint colors.

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Wow, 26 guys in 10 minutes? That’s one guy every 30 seconds! That’s literally incredible! As in I don’t believe a fucking word of it!

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