Tremorhound - I'm Just A Shadow, Cursed To Wander.

Fine, okay, look, you've been a perfect little pet for mommy. That's what you wanted to hear right? That you've been a perfect pet? Well you've left a lot to be desired as a fucking roommate. Mommy's getting tired of picking up the slack with the chores we were supposed to split evenly. Good girls do what they're told, right? How about this: good girls pick up the beer cans they left on the coffee table. Good girls refill the dishwasher before they get high and destroy a pot of ramen on the stove. Can good girls refill the fucking ice tray? Please? Come the fuck on stop humping my leg for one second

genuinely how it feels trying not to be mean to people who leave stupid shit on my posts

i like girls that are pudgy and have big shoulders and are lanky,,, hi I love you

all remaining men should be made to fight to the death in battle royale hosted across rhode island

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals